Methane (methandrostenolone). The conversation in this article will focus on the famous to everybody anabolic steroid methandrostenolone or as called in common – “methane”.
We must say that the athletes think different about this steroid. Methane is a white tablet of 5 mg. The most common packaging is for 100 tablets, but the bottles of 300 tablets have already come into practice as well. Athletes call these tablets little white pills-wizards.
Methane is very cheap. Instead, for your few bucks you get almost the drug number one and take notice - it really works. Certainly the simplicity in the use of oral steroid and its really super cheap price have brought popularity for methane.
Everywhere across the country, when the conversation comes about the muscleman, ordinary people all at once remember the word methane. For these short-sighted people the words anabolic-steroid-methane are inherently hard associative array and nothing has to be done with this. There are very few muscleman in our gyms who were not using methane. More than ten years ago there was nothing available but methane.
We can say for sure that methane is a steroid of the 20th century, and we passed smoothly with it into the 21st century. Maybe its a joke, but methane will live forever. It gets creepy from just one idea that humanity welds such a thing. An interesting thing happens in our life. On the one hand we hear everywhere methane - methane - methane and nothing but that, and on the other hand somebody says that methane is shit and there is no point taking it. Chemistry sellers say to young guys who buy a pack of methane well guy you are really a moron! In general, availability, general recognition, popularity and cheapness of methane – are its main advantages. Lets remember that oral methane is a strong androgenic medication. The presence in a certain position of the methyl radical says about toxicity of methane to the liver. During the methane course your genetic predisposition to various side effects of steroids and in particular to methane side effects is very clearly manifested.
The main side effects which are known by everybody are the complications with the liver and potency problems. When I first heard of methane, as it was in 1993, I was terribly frightened of this drug. At that time methane seemed to me just as some kind of poison. One man after whose advise I begun to use steroids told me that 300 tablets will destroy the liver completely and the man will look like a inveterate chronic alcoholic with its decrepit liver. However, after meeting with the reality now it all comes to my mind with a slight smile. I know that many weightlifters intake at least methane in the amount of 1200-1500 tablets per year for many years. They had to die long ago, but somehow they do not die. Perhaps, they eat it not enough. But still there are some people whose liver starts stabbing even from 20 tablets, which is a clear sign of intoxication.
Another one of my youthful disappointment is the fact that methane works only until you eat it. In other words, after you stop the drug intake all the results immediately evaporate, and they disappear as fast as they appear. Methane accumulates plenty of water in the body. Acne is also frequent companion of methane. Very rare, but still they happen, are the pain in the testicles and the bloody discharges together with the sperm. In general it is creepy of course, but not so scary and side effects disappear after the rejection of methane intake.
Despite the fact that most athletes spat on grandfather-methane, they still often include it in their courses of chemotherapy in the amount from 300 to 500 tablets.
Frankly speaking, I still I can not decide in my heart regarding methane and absolutely say yes or no! But after all I would advise everyone to weigh all the pros and cons and decide whether you need it or not. If you want to correct the shape and not to be engaged in professional sports, then you should not try it because everything can happen. This steroid is still not for the beginners!